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Stethoscope

Item#: UM 9900

Novelty Stethoscope

See our Doctors & Nurses Page

 

Jumbo Comb

Item#: GC 1 Jumbo Comb

Red - Yellow - Blue
Ivory - Pink - Tan

Qty:

Select Color:

Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 2.75 ea
12 Assorted - $ 2.00 ea ($24.00)

 

Boppers

Item#: Assorted Boppers

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 1.50 ea
1dz Assorted - $ .75 ea ($9.00)
6dz Assorted - $ .50 ea ($36.00)
12dz Assorted - $ .40 ea ($57.60)

 

Nerd Set

Item#: Nerd Set

Glasses w/ Tape, Bow Tie & Pencil Holder

Nerd Set

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $4.50 ea
1 dozen (12) - $ 3.75 ea ($45.00)
4 dozen (48) - $ 3.00 ea ($144.00)
12 dozen (144) - $ 2.00 ea ($288.00)

 

Baby Items

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Item#: Jumbo Pin

Blue or Pink

Jumbo Baby Pins

$2.50 ea

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Select Color:
 Pink -or- Blue

 

Item#: Diaper

White Only $3.50 ea

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Bib and Bonnet Set

Item#: F51430  Pink

Item#: F51431 Blue

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Click Here to See Baby Bib/Bonnet Accessory Kit and other Accessory Kits

Click Here to See Full Baby Costumes

 

 

Jumbo Baby Rattler

Item#: CA Rattler

Jumbo Baby Rattlers

$4.50 ea

Qty:

Select Color:
 Pink -or- Blue

 

Squirting Flower

Item#: F54633

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Jumbo Squirting Flower

$4.00 ea

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Jumbo Baby Novelties

Jumbo Thermometer

$2.75 ea

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Select Style:
 Jumbo Blow-up Blue Baby Bottle#UM9524Bl
Jumbo Blow-up Pink Baby Bottle #UM9524P
Jumbo Pacifier (Red Handle) #UM903
Jumbo Thermometer    #UM9800

Flashing Beer Glass

Item#: Beer Glass

$4.00 ea

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Beer Bomber

6" British Bomber
$7.50 ea

Can you Shoot the Whole Thing??

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Goofy Golf Balls

Item#: Goofy Golf Ball

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 1.00 ea
12 - $ .85 ea ($10.20) (Limited)

Close-out. Contact the office to confirm quantities over 1 dozen

Jumbo Sun Glasses

Item#: S69 A

Jumbo Sun Glasses
Assorted Colors Only

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 2.50 ea
12 Assorted - $ 2.00 ea ($24.00)

 

Fake Butt

Item#: Foam Buttocks

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 5.00 ea
12 - $ 4.00 ea ($48.00)

 

Fake Boobs

Item#: Foam Boobs

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 5.00 ea
12 - $ 4.00 ea ($48.00)

 

Joke Flies

Item#: Joke Flies

 

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ .50 ea
4 - $ .25 ea ($1.00)

 

Rubber Chicken

RUBBER CHICKEN

Rubber Chicken
Description: +/- 23 inches
Soft Rubber Chicken

Item#: 089

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 6.00 ea
12 - $ 5.00 ea ($60.00)

 

Jumbo Scissors

Item#: 080 
Jumbo Scissors     Assorted Colors

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Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 2.50 ea
12 Assorted - $ 2.00 ea ($24.00)

 

Hand Buzzer

Hand Buzzer 

Item#: U7520

Qty:

Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 1.50 ea
12 - $ 1.00 ea ($12.00)

 

Blow-up Guitar

Hot Pink / Red / Blue or Purple

21" x 5" Blow-up Guitar

Item#: 49/41

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Qty:

Select Color:
 Pink    Red (Red Sold Out)    Blue     Green   

 12 Assorted (lots of 12 only)

Select Packaging:
 Individual - $ 2.50 ea
12 Assorted Only - $ 1.50 ea ($18.00)

 

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